First day back at work and I’ve already got post-traumatic work disorder. Can anybody relate?
Today. YES. Today I went back to work.
I’m still wearing the shades I wore to my Tree Adventure escapade. My abs are still raw from climbing 14 meters above ground. I still look red frolicking under the sun, and despite all that, I yanked myself out of bed today and closed the door to my faraway holiday.
After a few years of work, I’ve gotten so traumatised from waking up early in the morning, stressing out about traffic, trying to find a carpark, getting my windows smashed, and sitting at a desk for eight hours straight.
That’s my montage for the week, the month, the year.
Only the newbies just starting out get excited about the money, the office culture, the perks, and the title of having a job, while I just wanna sleep.
I used to be a newbie, but now I’m an oldie.
Gone are the days when I used to go running at 5pm. Poof! Gone are the late nights and easy early mornings. Poof! Poof! Poof!
So I’m protesting office culture.
I’m protesting the 40 hour work week that Henry Ford created, and I say we have a four hour work week.
Bring back the golden era of work-life balance that existed before I was born.
But what have I got to accomplish from all of this misery and complaining?
Absolutely nothing at all. So head down I go, taking my blues with me and turning it into something productive: novel writing.
One positive thing has come out of this day:
Facebook predicted that I would finally find my dream job this year.
I pray to the stars to send me the energy I so desperately need, so that I can work hard and become the author I dream to be.
I have high hopes for this Facebook prediction. It predicted that my friend would win lotto, and he did.
What are the chances?